No. They’re bigger. (You’ll measure life in “how many Leos fit in this space.”

They are lap dogs. The lap just… disappears under them.

Enough to knit a sweater. For an elephant.

Absolutely. They’ll babysit, entertain, and clean up spilled ice cream in record time.

Smart enough to train you. And they already did.

Only when warning you about the neighbor’s suspicious garden gnome.

A good walk, a good swim, and a good nap. Repeat forever.

They’re basically aquatic lions. Just add water.

Yes, but don’t expect subtlety. Think “giant fluffy doorbell.”

Sitting exactly where you need to stand.

Only the couch, the bed, the hallway, and your heart.

Not nearly long enough. But every day with them feels epic.